"All these idiots who proclaimed themselves demigods! Good grief, is there one COMPETENT Umbrella psychopath in this room ( Read more... )

( Resident Evil )

First, write down the names of 12 characters of your choice. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use. Otherwise where would the fun be?

1. Claire Redfield
2. Chris Redfield
3. Steve Burnside
4. Alfred Ashford
5. Alexia Ashford
6. Albert Wesker
7. Alexander Ashford
8. ( Read more... )

Bleh.

For most of yesterday, though, I was on Tumblr translating a doujin. Hence the "fandom: resident evil" tag. *smacks side of head* Too much Japanese->English (particularly of the Google Translate variety) screws up your grammatical thinking. And when I say "particularly of the Google Translate variety", I mean:

After 15 years alone, I will ( Read more... )

[The zeroth thing to know is that I haven't actually played the games, but I'm in the fandom via LPs.]( Brraaaaains... Braaaains... Suspennnnnsion of disbeeelieeef... I mean, braaains... )

(This is actually a lot funnier than it sounds...
Also, when I put it like this, I realize that I might fall uncomfortably close to the 'Stalking is romantic! :D' category...)
(  An emo teenager who calls himself ''Raven'' declares that his best friend nags him so much that naturally he's his wife )